Last Friday
Music: Mika – Big Girl, You are Beautiful (this is the best song to dance to, big or small.)
Mr. NG, TK, and I were walking along the mud stained snow. NG was going to a party while me and TK were going to get low-key tipsy in a friend’s dorm room. The three of us rounded the corner when TK grabbed my elbow and whispered “oh, fuck…” Five seconds later she ran up to us, gesticulating, playfully screaming at us for not telling her we were going out. She’s NG’s friend but…no friend of mine. She’s too loud, too boisterous, too IN YOUR FACE. I think I’ll name her Spicy.
Anyway, she’s ranting on and on, and I’m trying to telepathically tell TK to run in the other direction. Suddenly, NG looks at my pained expression then Spicy’s big movements and he pushes her into the snow! (I can’t begin to explain how hilarious this was. She’s yelling, yelling, yelling, and then she’s flying through the air. I can now revel in the fact that my Boyfriend-y-ish-Person would do that for me.) Well, she thinks he’s playing around and runs after him laughing and I know a getaway when I see one, so I pull TK along and we get outta there fast.
I can’t go into this weekend’s drama just yet because it involves TK and I need to get his permission to post about it (very ambiguously) online. I will say that going to a small college is a bit reminiscent of high school because your business becomes everyone’s business within three days. Gossip flies but the difference is that no one makes fun of you for it. So everyone may know what freshman girls have slept with half the football team but no one stops hanging out with them. Also, to my chagrin, Spicy makes another unwanted appearance, in fact, she was the starter of the drama.
I suspect she’s going to be in this blog more and more. I mean, it’s me and her in her Facebook profile picture so I know she thinks our “friendship” is a long-lasting, invite-me-to-the-wedding kind of thing. ;-)
So, spicy sounds like a bitch! I am so sorry. Although the fact that she was shoved in the snow is hilarious. And I have a friend just like. However, because I can be vindictive I act like her friend sometimes. I know I should really just let her know that we aren’t friends. Shouldn’t I?
First off, I can’t believe you have that much snow – enough to push anyone into. Second, (and now I’m showing my age) all I can picture as you describe her yelling, yelling, yelling and then flying through the air is the episode from “The State” where they explain how to hunt muppet. If only they’d get their s*@# together and finally release the long-awaited dvd, you’d know what I was talking about.
I think I remember what you are talking about!!! that was a long time ago.. Oh man, the state! Wow. But that was hilarious.
Big Girl, you are beautiful is a fantastic song. someone we worked with at NYU is using it as an audition song. turns out? also a fantastic audition song.
also i completely missed the state. sometimes i pretend i know what people are talking about when they namecheck it – but i have no clue. was it like a comedy central sketch show? and if so, what makes it any different from say, the kids in the hall or something?