Shameless Self-Promotion
Have you heard? We’re doing a concert. If you’re in NYC (or nearby: the silent Sarah Lawrence contingency - that means you!), it’s the must-attend event of the season. But there are only, like, 100 seats, so you have to make reservations immediately because this thing is going to sell out faster than Fergie who, by the way, will be referenced in song at this very concert. A FreshX highlight will include will be Laura Osnes singing “How To Return Home”. She’s going to sound so ridiculously good. You don’t even know, experimenters. You don’t even.
If you’re coming, do not keep this information to yourself. Tell us. It will make us happy and we’ll try to give you a shout out at the concert.