The Freshman Experiment

Music: Paramore – Misery Business

THINGS THAT ARE ANNOYING ME:

1. Ms. TMI is determined to learn every single verse from Paramore’s song Misery Business, so she’s been playing it on repeat for the last forty-five minutes.

2. Someone threw up in the girls’ sink last night, and then someone else wrote COLLEGE underneath it in eyeliner.

3. My Denisemates and I are playing Assassin with our $10 Nerf guns. I’ve been living in a state of fear and panic every since the game began at 12 last night. Also, my target never leaves the TV room which has been designated the safe zone. He just sits there picking at his teeth and complains if we’re watching anything other than football. He’s from the south.

4. Wishy.

5. I’m not going home for the tiny break we have before spring semester. Instead I’m going back to the city and staying with a good guy friend of mine. Should be fun but I will miss home and I won’t be back until spring break in March. :/

6. Emile Hirsch not being nominated for an Oscar. Lame. Lame. Lame.

Music: The Teenagers – Homecoming

Her boyfriend came to visit and the situation became almost unbearable. I tried to listen to music but every time there was a ten second gap in between songs her orgasm sounds filled up the silence. To no one’s surprise, she’s really vocal and…instructional. I can’t fault her for being loud. He’s been gone for three weeks and I think she was overcompensating, or maybe she really is dating a Sex God.

But she knew exactly what she wanted and she demanded that from him, and now I know the steps to making my neighbor get off.

This brings our relationship to a whole new level.