Book? What’s a book?
What has happened to me? I’ve only been away from school for a month, and yet I have forgotten many key elements of functioning. Examples? Reading, writing, speaking, and thinking, for starters. I seriously think my mind has turned to mush. I don’t know how it happened, but I just feel that in the last few weeks, my IQ has definitely decreased. I’m thinking that possible reasons could be: a massive increase in the amount of reality television in my life, a massive increase in the amount of junk food flowing through my blood, a massive decrease in the amount og people to carry on actual conversations with on a daily basis. I can’t pinpoint the exact cause (autopsy may be necessary), but it’s freaking me out. Big time. I guess I’m just wondering if anyone else is experiencing this. Is this normal? Will I be able to function like an intelligent (or at least normal) human being once again? Please, people, tell me I’m not alone here. Or at least help me come up with an official name for my self-diagnosis.
SSS: Sudden Stupidity Syndrome?
Other suggestions or ideas for cures? I tried reading, but my body nearly went into multi-organ failure.
Now, something has changed. (5)
And it seems I’ve lost a friend. (7)
Where has my brain gone? (5)